By: Matt Griffo
Living in the northern part of the United States has it's downfalls. If only it could be a tropical paradise. You can find more of Matt Griffo's music at mattgriffo.com
What’s that behind you? FEAR! Yes, fear. It’s all around us, especially right behind you. FEAR! If harnessed properly, it can be a powerful motivator. (For example: Something terrifying is behind you; run! FEAR!) But as it turns out, that’s easier said than done. The world is fraught with horrors so unimaginable and irrational that all you can do is cower in fear. REAL FEAR! Be very afraid of these gruesome nightmare scenarios that will probably happen to you based solely on flimsy anecdotal evidence.
Your family isn ‘t that cool anyway. Your dog is awesome. Do the math.
Sure having superpowers is great for people like Superman and Captain America, but what about those people who wake up one morning and discover their new superpower actually makes their life worse?
Ahh, fuck. This is definitely another internet sketch.
Returning from his six month suspension, Brian Williams will not take back his position as anchor of NBC Nightly News. Luckily, there are some other career paths for him at NBC that could suit him just fine.
Join the movement for women’s equality in creepiness. Women can be perverts too!!