Heads Up, Kanye, “KK” Stands For A Bunch Of Things

Hit this kk and become yourself.

‘ Wiz Khalifa (@wizkhalifa) January 27, 2016

‘which led to Kanye firing off on the Pittsburgh rapper in a modern-day Shakespearian soliloquy.

He even got into why he was even on Wiz ‘s page, in case any one at this point was wondering that. It was because he liked Wiz ‘s pants.

The tirade, which continued on, actually did inspire a Shakespearian reading of the tweets.

Kanye’s tweets as read by a Shakespearean actor. https://t.co/ZrkJjWqmIU

‘ David Schneider (@davidschneider) January 27, 2016

But all of this came to an abrupt end when Wiz was like, ‘ay chill.”

KK is weed fool. Reason's why your not wavy. Go bacc to Swish. https://t.co/7OT4xiQa5V

‘ Wiz Khalifa (@wizkhalifa) January 27, 2016

Turns out, Wiz Khalifa was talking about weed and that KK means weed and Kanye went from 0 to Kanye-Ultra in a series of like 20 tweets not knowing this at all. But, because Kanye comes in all modes, he backed down, and displayed his humble side.

I ‘m happy that I now know that KK means weed ‘ please excuse the confusion ‘ now back to #WAVES

‘ KANYE WEST (@kanyewest) January 27, 2016

I for one, didn ‘t know that KK meant weed, which is yet another item on a very short list of things I have in common with Kanye. Going forward, to protect Yeezy and myself from embarrassment, here are other things KK could possibly stand for.

• Krispy Kreme
• Kit Kats
• Any of the Kardashian sisters, not just Kanye ‘s wife.
• In Sweden kk stands for knullkompis which means fuck buddy.
• King Kong
• Kingda Ka, the raddest, scariest, dopest coaster of them all.
• Kriss Kringle aka Santa!
• Kenan & Kel
• Kind kisses (something my grandma says)
• Krusty Krab

Study up on this list to avoid going on the sort of tweet rant bored Twitter users dream of. Also, remember, kids, next time a celebrity goes on a beautiful Twitter tirade, screen cap screen cap screen cap. These rants, unlike diamonds, aren ‘t forever.

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