Yesterday Kanye West went on an epic Twitter rant, which has since been deleted, but began because he believed Wiz Khalifa was tweeting about Kanye ‘s wife, Kim Kardashian. Wiz innocuously tweeted this ‘
Turns out, Wiz Khalifa was talking about weed and that KK means weed and Kanye went from 0 to Kanye-Ultra in a series of like 20 tweets not knowing this at all. But, because Kanye comes in all modes, he backed down, and displayed his humble side.
I ‘m happy that I now know that KK means weed ‘ please excuse the confusion ‘ now back to #WAVES
I for one, didn ‘t know that KK meant weed, which is yet another item on a very short list of things I have in common with Kanye. Going forward, to protect Yeezy and myself from embarrassment, here are other things KK could possibly stand for.
Krispy Kreme
Kit Kats
Any of the Kardashian sisters, not just Kanye ‘s wife.
In Sweden kk stands for knullkompis which means fuck buddy.
King Kong
Kingda Ka, the raddest, scariest, dopest coaster of them all.
Kriss Kringle aka Santa!
Kenan & Kel
Kind kisses (something my grandma says)
Krusty Krab
Study up on this list to avoid going on the sort of tweet rant bored Twitter users dream of. Also, remember, kids, next time a celebrity goes on a beautiful Twitter tirade, screen cap screen cap screen cap. These rants, unlike diamonds, aren ‘t forever.
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