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Colbert Celebrated The Iowa Caucuses By Celebrating Corn
Here ye! Here ye! The caucuses of the great state of Iowa have resolved and a winner will be announced in due time. To celebrate, let us gather round the hearth and feast on Iowa ‘s only food: corn.
Corn for all! Corn for all! Colbert celebrated the only appropriate way an American ought to: eating corn with tiny corn holders.