“What Time Does The Super Bowl Start?” Vs. ‘Do You Want To Look At These Puppies?”

There are an infinite number of possibilities for how one chooses to spend their time, ranging from looking at photos of dogs when they ‘re young or finding out what time the Super Bowl starts. To clarify, we ‘re talking about puppies and the answer to the question ‘what time does Super Bowl 50 2016 start?”

Both are topics we ‘ll address below. We ‘ll get to specifics regarding time of kickoff in Santa Clara, California, between the Carolina Panthers and the Denver Broncos in a second. And we ‘ll get to puppies like this.

This puppy lives on the East Coast, where the Super Bowl starts at 6:30 p.m. I bet people in Carolina think this puppy looks like Cam Newton, while people in Denver will argue that it looks like Peyton Manning.

That was a great puppy. Perhaps you want to look at another one. Or perhaps we should talk about what time Super Bowl 2016, or as some affectionately refer to it, ‘superbowl 2016,” starts on the West Coast?

Well. Because Super Bowl 50 starts at 6:30 p.m. on the East Coast, those on the West Coast would be able to have the following exchange:

Puppy #1: What time does the Super Bowl start in California?
Puppy #2: In California, the Superbowl starts at 3:30 p.m.
Big Fat Puppy: Hey, because I am a dog with good dog hearing I overheard your conversation about the kickoff of the Super Bowl. Were you referring to Pacific Standard Time?
Puppy #2: Yes. PST.
Big Fat Puppy: Could you speak up? I couldn ‘t hear you.

[The dogs laugh and have a great time as best pals and watch the Super Bowl at 3:30 p.m. on CBS]

Now could be a good time to mix things up and check out this dog with glasses.

Haha look at this dog! I bet if you looked at this dog ‘s Google searches it would include: What Time Is the Super Bowl, Super Bowl, Super Bowl 50 Start Time, What Time Is the Superbowl 2016, Super Bowl Super Bowl 2016, Start Super Bowl L, Game Time Super Bowl, L Super Bowl, Start Super Bowl Game Time What Time Is the Super Bowl 2016, What Time Is the Superbowl Super Bowl 50, Start Time Super Bowl 50 Super Bowl Kickoff Time

The above was an example of a well-behaved, inquisitive dog. Below is a bad dog. He is a dirty dog.

This dirty dog ‘s Google search history include no references to the game that starts at 5:30 p.m. Central. It includes searches like: porn, porn xxx, porn star, muslim porn star, naked, sex, sex porn, porn sex, how to sex, how many penises is too many penises to fit in mittens, do girls like it when having sexy doggystyle, doggystyle sex because i am a dog and that is what i am into

Well there you have it. Now watch the Super Bowl at 6:30 EST. Or Watch Super Bowl 2016 at 3:30 PST. Or, hell, you could watch Demaryius Thomas ‘ mother who was recently released from prison watch her son and Josh Norman battle it out at Super Bowl 2016 ‘s kickoff time at 5:30 CST.

What about Mountain Time? Well, you people watching in Denver who want to know what time Super Bowl 50 starts mountain time, if you ‘re that curious you can do the math.

That settled, bring on the pups.