By: Dan Abramson
“What Time Does The Super Bowl Start?” Vs. ‘Do You Want To Look At These Puppies?”
There are an infinite number of possibilities for how one chooses to spend their time, ranging from looking at photos of dogs when they ‘re young or finding out what time the Super Bowl starts. To clarify, we ‘re talking about puppies and the answer to the question ‘what time does Super Bowl 50 2016 start?”
Both are topics we ‘ll address below. We ‘ll get to specifics regarding time of kickoff in Santa Clara, California, between the Carolina Panthers and the Denver Broncos in a second. And we ‘ll get to puppies like this.
That was a great puppy. Perhaps you want to look at another one. Or perhaps we should talk about what time Super Bowl 2016, or as some affectionately refer to it, ‘superbowl 2016,” starts on the West Coast?
Well. Because Super Bowl 50 starts at 6:30 p.m. on the East Coast, those on the West Coast would be able to have the following exchange:
Puppy #1: What time does the Super Bowl start in California?
Puppy #2: In California, the Superbowl starts at 3:30 p.m.
Big Fat Puppy: Hey, because I am a dog with good dog hearing I overheard your conversation about the kickoff of the Super Bowl. Were you referring to Pacific Standard Time?
Puppy #2: Yes. PST.
Big Fat Puppy: Could you speak up? I couldn ‘t hear you.
[The dogs laugh and have a great time as best pals and watch the Super Bowl at 3:30 p.m. on CBS]
Now could be a good time to mix things up and check out this dog with glasses.
The above was an example of a well-behaved, inquisitive dog. Below is a bad dog. He is a dirty dog.
Well there you have it. Now watch the Super Bowl at 6:30 EST. Or Watch Super Bowl 2016 at 3:30 PST. Or, hell, you could watch Demaryius Thomas ‘ mother who was recently released from prison watch her son and Josh Norman battle it out at Super Bowl 2016 ‘s kickoff time at 5:30 CST.
What about Mountain Time? Well, you people watching in Denver who want to know what time Super Bowl 50 starts mountain time, if you ‘re that curious you can do the math.
That settled, bring on the pups.
For what it ‘s worth, Super Bowl 50 is on February 7, 2016 at 4:30 p.m. Mountain Time.