By: Ben Wietmarschen
Your Facebook Feed During The Democratic Primary

By: Ben Wietmarschen
So Mel Gibson is making a movie about Jewish warrior Judah Maccabee. Cool. Very good idea and not at all disrespectful. I’ll look forward to this and the upcoming sequel Michelle Bachmann directs about Harvey Milk. Very cool ideas, Hollywood.
Cellphones are designed to last long enough for you to fill them up with pictures and scratch the cover before they are outdated, slow and ready to be upgraded. It’s a crappy process design to keep taking your money. Aren’t you glad everything isn’t made like that?
Cindy farts and darts, leaving Norman behind … with something from her behind …
The truly shocking thing about these is that they didn’t ALL happen in Florida.
Winning the lottery is more stressful than it sounds.
A self-help routine meets a first date.