By: Ben Wietmarschen
Love is a battlefield. Getting someone to agree to go on a date with you for Valentine ‘s Day is half the battle, but the other half is figuring out what the heck to do with them once they agree. Good news: we ‘ve got you covered with our very scientific Date Generator that will personalize the perfect date!
1) Choose the AGE of your date: 18-29, 30-36, or old
2) Choose the GENDER of your date: male or female (sorry, this is some cisgender bullshit, we know; next version will be more #woke)
3) Choose the HAIR COLOR of your date: Red, Black, Brown, Blonde
4) Click “Calculate Your Date” and then enjoy the date our fancy computer algorithm comes up with just for you!
To calculate another date, click the button above and then choose your new date ‘s age, gender, and hair color.
Illustration by Kevin Alvir