By: Ben Wietmarschen
Try Our Interactive Valentine’s Date Generator!
Love is a battlefield. Getting someone to agree to go on a date with you for Valentine ‘s Day is half the battle, but the other half is figuring out what the heck to do with them once they agree. Good news: we ‘ve got you covered with our very scientific Date Generator that will personalize the perfect date!
INSTRUCTIONS:
1) Choose the AGE of your date: 18-29, 30-36, or old
2) Choose the GENDER of your date: male or female (sorry, this is some cisgender bullshit, we know; next version will be more #woke)
3) Choose the HAIR COLOR of your date: Red, Black, Brown, Blonde
4) Click “Calculate Your Date” and then enjoy the date our fancy computer algorithm comes up with just for you!
- Under 18
- 18-29
- 30-36
- Old
- Male
- Female
- Red
- Black
- Brown
- Blonde
To calculate another date, click the button above and then choose your new date ‘s age, gender, and hair color.
Illustration by Kevin Alvir
