By: Funny Or Die
At last night ‘s Republican presidential debate, Donald Trump suggested that there was no problem with the size of his penis, in response to Marco Rubio alluding to what can be inferred about men with small hands. We obtained the notes Trump prepared ahead of time in order to make his dick joke.
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The World’s Best Farter discovers there’s more to life than his butt. Bill Bellamy is riding high as the World Record Society’s official World’s Best Farter, until new management comes in and moves to remove all “Qualitative Records” from the books. Bill attends a “Loser’s Gala” and attempts to find a new way of living from the ashes of his Professional Farting career. Written & Directed by Kirk Larsen Starring: Yoni Lotan, Dan Hodapp, Veronica Osorio, Dom Manzolillo, Avery Monsen, Amos Vernon, Mike Lane, Nunzio Randazzo, & Taylor Moore Produced by Allison Anne Phillips, Maura Scully, Kirk Larsen Director of Photography: Kenny Wu Gaffer: Cody Schrock Art Director: Allison Anne Phillips Original Music: Matt Buechele Graphics: Darren Miller & Kirk Larsen Sound: Jeff Gaumer Makeup: Emilia Adamkiewicz Special Thanks to Maureen Petersen, Tim Jansen, Louis Galdieri, Daphne Eviatar, Vision Color, Mark Loucks, Olivia Gerke, & Gertrudis the Cat Shot on the 5D Mark III with Zeiss CP.2 Cinema Primes, recorded to the Atomos Ninja 2 The 5D was loaded with the VisionTech Picture Style & graded in Resolve using the M31 Cinema LUT from Vision Color
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