By: Jason Flowers
27 Goodest Tweets We Scrolled Past This Week #24

With the proper treatment, this week ‘s tweets should start feeling better very soon.
Is that a bottle of Prozac in your pocket or are you just sad to see me?
‘ Megan Amram (@meganamram) March 1, 2016
“I'm so sad.”
“You should read Garfield.”
“But Doctor, I am Garfield”‘ “Ian” Abramson (@ianabramson) March 2, 2016
If you pretend to be dead long enough, people come along and do your hair & makeup for free.
‘ honky tonk angel bb (@dulcetry) May 3, 2015
I don't always dress in style but when I do it was 2003.
‘ mark (@TheCatWhisprer) March 4, 2016
If I seem tired, it's because I've been trying to figure out how 40% of all weeks are Fashion Weeks.
‘ Liana Maeby (@lianamaeby) March 4, 2016
Computer, give me a picture that is cartoonishly opposite of America. pic.twitter.com/KPzU3mLgnQ
‘ ???? ? (@pw3n) February 24, 2016
Donald Trump and Chris Christie look like rival strip club owners.
‘ Alex Baze (@bazecraze) February 28, 2016
Replaced Trump's eyes with his mouth and it looks the same pic.twitter.com/bN3YRgHvdT
‘ Sea (@maybesea) February 26, 2016
alright. if everything happens for a reason why did i put a scarecrow in the shower
‘ Steve (@WigCannon) February 25, 2016
Full House both asks and answers the question “what ever happened to predictability?”
‘ caitlin bitzegaio (@caitorade) February 29, 2016
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