Colbert may have discovered the way to get Donald Trump to step down from the presidential race and it ‘s as easy as just agreeing that he has a big old dong. Maybe if we flatter him enough it will fill the void that ‘s causing him to seek the presidency.
If that is the case, Trump, your dick is uuuge. It ‘s so uuuuge. You are the biggest-dicked man in the world. Now retreat back into your lair.