Can a young woman in New York City go about her life while being able to clearly hear her neighbors Dom and Marie through her paper thin walls?
https://www.patreon.com/mattgriffo http://mattgriffo.com I took modern dance while I was in high school and I loved it. This is my ode to modern dancers. Lyrics with chords: F Fsus4/G I love the way you move F/A Fsus4/Bb Modern dancer love F/A Fsus4/G I love the things you do F C7 My dancer love Dm The way you tumble dramatically F Sends shivers up my spine Gm Every hand gesture I see C7 Really blows my mind That one piece about the sea It truly felt as if you’d Swam The gods of dance would be proud Including Martha Graham I love the way you move Modern dancer love I love the things you do My dancer love That mound of balled of papers you dance around In an empty room I totally get that No need for explanations You pee in jars on stage in a museum mid ballet Those 6th graders from Utah Were wrong to be afraid BRIDGE Misunderstood angel on earth Will they truly know what you’re worth Light your hair on fire without a change in expression While Screaming broken gibberish Truly shows your passion Bring the audience in excited And then they leave confused It’s not your fault they don’t get art Try again try again CHORUS
Sick abs and bad boys were what we went for in our 20s…but once a woman hits 30, ain’t nobody got time for that! Gym rats need not apply–give us a man with a spare tire and a receeding hairline–that’s what mama calls a loyalty badge! The ladies of JustBoobs Sketch scope for man-meat while doing yoga in the park….see what kinda men get the women hot and bothered. Find out–what makes a guy hot in your 30’s?!
After Osama’s death, even the munchkins are celebrating.
Trumpery: Phony Brony Pony Baloney!
The replacement referees made the worst call of all time on a hail mary by Russell Wilson that Golden Tate and M.D. Jennings caught at the exact same time, but here are some of the best reactions.
Cyclist attempting to sneak past barricade crashes. Thanks to: youtube.com/theamsoilman For more FAIL visit http://failblog.org
