Safety First
A Sketch About Priorities.
A Sketch About Priorities.
Tom Lennon, Nikki Glaser and Ron Funches plea with the Canadian government for citizenship after Donald Trump becomes the GOP’s presumptive nominee. Watch full episodes of @midnight now — no login required: http://on.cc.com/17MOT5T @midnight with Chris Hardwick airs weeknights at 12a/11c on Comedy Central.
The internet is overrun with dumb headlines and thumbnails that talk down to us, don’t make any sense, or are just plain lazy. So we trolled them.
Cartoonist: Jesse Benjamin — A collaboration with Funny Or Die writers
A girl is stalked by the Goodyear Blimp.
The NYC MTA had an existential crisis…prepare for delays. Follow us on Facebook @ http://www.Facebook.com/MatzaPizza Written by Gianmarco Soresi http://www.Facebook.com/GianmarcoSoresi http://www.Twitter.com/GianmarcoSoresi http://www.Instagram.com/GianmarcoSoresi http://www.GianmarcoSoresi.com Produced by Lindsay-Elizabeth Hand / Edge In Motion http://www.Facebook.com/LindsayElizabethHand http://www.Twitter.com/MissLindsayHand http://www.Instagram.com/MissLindsayHand http://www.edgeinmotionproductions.com Directed and Edited by Andy Zou http://www.AndyZou.com VO Recorded at Hyperbolic Audio http://www.hyperbolicaudio.com MTA Announcer: Gianmarco Soresi Commuters: Lindsay-Elizabeth Hand, Alice Grindling, Sean Kenin, Rohana Kenin, Megan Sass, Monique Moses, Asterios Kokkinos, Zoltan Nagy, Dominique Nisperos, Alex Estrada Crew: Jacopo Messina, JL Fragnay Special Thanks to Sean Kenin, the MTA, NYC, UCB, OBGYN, Leslie Meisel and my entire Character 101 class, Cindy Ho, Jeff Rabinak, Michelle Cutolo, T Zhang, Jake Kitchin, Megan Sass (Soresi & Sass), and Danny Giardullo / Pavel Konoplenko at http://www.spoiledNYC.com for keeping me in a New York frame of mind! MATZA PIZZA is an exploration of everything Gianmarco Soresi dislikes about himself and the world. Named for its creator ‘s Jewish Italian heritage, this passionately neurotic sketch series attempts to diagnose his narcissistic, nihilistic, and existentialist tendencies WHILE MAKING YOU LAUGH!!! And just because I (Gianmarco Soresi, again) don’t trust the YouTube tag system, here’s some other spellings of Matza Pizza: Matzo Pizza, Matzah Pizza, Matzos Pizza – THEY’RE ALL RIGHT!
While Danny’s father and mother independently search for love, Danny is on his own desperate quest to find a prom date. Danny’s search becomes progressively more pathetic once he and his family learn that Bart, the school’s biggest dweeb, not only secured a date for the prom, but got a hotel room as well.