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Chris Takes on Porn-Loving Politicians – @midnight with Chris Hardwick
Virginia Congressional candidate Mike Webb forgets to close the porn tabs on his Internet browser before posting a screenshot of his desktop. Watch full episodes of @midnight now — no login required: http://on.cc.com/17MOT5T @midnight with Chris Hardwick airs weeknights at 12a/11c on Comedy Central.

Beyonce- Single Ladies SPOOF
*President Barack Obama 2009 Inauguration and Address* WE MADE HISTORY! Song Link: http://www.megaupload.com/?d=JBBHCJXU Lyrics: If you voted for me! (7x) Then get your hands up! In the white house, now watch your mouth Im doing my presidential thang. It’s time for Bush to dip, People wanna trip, cause everybody voted for me. I’m on the news, I’m in magazines, don’t pay me any attention. There’s nothing to fear, Not with these ears, I can hear the thoughts of any enemy! If ya voted for me, change is on the way, know it (2x) If you didn’t then get with it cause I’m staying, homie! If ya voted for me, change is on the way, know it Oh (a million times) If ya voted for me, change is on the way, know it (2x) If you didn’t, get up with it cause I’m staying, homie. If ya voted for me, change is on the way, know it I got hope on my lips Blackberry on my hip Secret service we rollin deep! In the white house Take the bowling alley out I can care less what you think. I need no permission Did I mention I am the first black president I want a b-ball court With a little bling to sport, How’s that for ‘change you can believe’? If ya voted for me, change is on the way, know it (2x) If you didn’t, get up with it cause I’m staying, homie. If ya voted for me, change is on the way, know it Don’t threaten me Have you lost your mind?! HAVE YOU LOST YOUR MIND?! You will be doing time (doing time) See heres the thing, I’ll make sure they take you, And cuff you then put you In a prison so far Then make you a part Of a chain-gang that sings my song Then plead your case On Apollo with a Malcolm X t-shirt on. If ya voted for me, change is on the way, know it (2x) If you didn’t, get up with it cause I’m staying, homie. If ya voted for me, change is on the way, know it

Ref in the City: New York
A man runs around NY and gives people RED and YELLOW cards for social faux pas.

The Tale of a Thousand Tortilla Bowls – Taco Tall Tales
Say goodbye to washing dishes with Old El Paso Tortilla bowls