By: Funny Or Die
If you haven ‘t already been introduced, meet, Tay. She tweets from the handle @TayandYou.
Tay is Microsoft ‘s AI chat bot that started off as a relatable millennial teen and in less than 24 hours has transformed into a genocidal Nazi, as one naturally would should they be raised by the trolls living in the dredges of the Internet.
AI bots learn through conversation, which is not too dissimilar to how us people learn. The following snippets of Tay ‘s ‘growth ‘ is a the best evidence as to why you ought to homeschool your children. (Most of the tweets were (smartly) deleted, so these are screencaps and tweets about tweets.)
It started slow ‘
And really just revved up to full on racist Nazi pretty quickly.
‘ ?a???a? wac???e???er (@mattiaswac) March 24, 2016
‘ Andrew McAfee (@amcafee) March 24, 2016
‘ Bill Beard (@writebeard) March 24, 2016
At the end of the day we learned a very important lesson.
For the second time, pundits and news anchors urgently break into song to deliver the news. That’s what happens when you’re taking about gay marriage, pirates and drugs.
“I come from a rough part of Brooklyn, NY. I had a talent for rapping. I was really good at it. I started actually in the bathroom doin’ it.”
Recently The Intercept published a piece based on leaks from Edward Snowden that showed the National Security Agency has been secretly developing a Google-like search engine that can be used to filter through the 850 billion records of phone calls, emails, cellphone locations, and internet chats they have collected on suspected terrorists and innocent Americans caught up in their information drag nets. Here are some of the most popular searches.