The Birdie Sanders Song
Bernie Sanders sings to all the woodland creatures, especially Birdie Sanders.
Bernie Sanders sings to all the woodland creatures, especially Birdie Sanders.
David Beckham may have been crowned Sexiest Man Alive in 2015, but who is the Sexiest Sloth Alive this year? Or the Sexiest Turtle? We’ve rounded up all the other Sexiest Things Alive for you to appreciate the goods.
Last week, retiring Iowa senator Tom Harkin criticized Joni Ernst, the GOP candidate running for his seat, saying that he doesn’t care ‘if she’s as good looking as Taylor Swift” and that she’s wrong for the state. In the interest of avoiding any confusion that might cause voters to think they are perhaps casting a ballot for a 24-year-old Grammy-winning singer-songwriter, here are some key differences between the Republican candidate and the pop megastar:
can’t believe they let us show our commercial at the super bowl.
Gather round this here bonfire to hear a tale… OF RICK HUNGER. He’s tricky enough to find you anywhere. Think you’re safe in yer fancy pantsy yoga class stretchin’ out yer glutes? Guess again, Gus.
Billy and Greg have a case of the Mondays.