News Anchors Lose It Over Phallic-Shaped Hair Accessory

It ‘s likely that after inventing the wheel, humans invented something phallic shaped and laughed at it for a very long time. And because we are lowly, simple creatures we ‘ve continued to do this and will likely continue to do this until Earth is hurled into the a distant gassy fireball.

Luckily, after the wheel, the something-phallic-shaped, and about another dozen inventions or so, we invented video cameras, so we were able to capture moments like this on tape.