Arden Myrin, Lamorne Morris, Carrot Top – Whispering Swede Nothings – @midnight with Chris Hardwick

Listen, before we get started here, let’s just remember that 99.9999% of the time, we should not celebrate someone’s death. That’s just all sorts of wrong. BUT, for a brief moment, before we remember that the war against terrorism is far from over, let’s just soak this up. That in mind, here are seven guesses as to what his last words were.