By: Burnt Toast

Breaking & Mentoring

Burnt Toast April 14, 2016

A home robbery takes an emotional twist

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Morrissey’s Vegetarian Setlist

Pat O'Brien, Funny Or Die March 12, 2013

Recently, singer and indie icon Morrissey has been making headlines by refusing to play in venues where meat is served, canceling tour dates due to sudden illness and criticizing fellow musicians like David Bowie, Madonna and Paul McCartney. Though Morrissey’s behavior may seem erratic, this setlist recovered from one of his recent concerts suggests that it is, in fact, all part of the show:

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Answering Google’s Most Popular Questions

Ally Hord, Funny Or Die August 14, 2012

We’ve all seen Google’s top 4 suggestions appear in the drop down window when we begin typing words into the search. Many of these results are horrifying and make us question humanity. Well, people of the internet, look no further as I will attempt to answer all of your most embarrassing questions! I will begin by typing basic question phrases into Google and will answer the most-asked suggested results. Here goes nothing…