By: Jason Flowers
This week ‘s tweets are expected to make a deep playoff run.
When the Utah Jazz play it's more about the shots they aren't making
‘ Steven W Skinner (@SkinnerSteven) April 15, 2016
America's slow but very real decline into a fascist state as told by the Milwaukee Bucks logo pic.twitter.com/UTVsEyq3kg
‘ Alexander Cesario Siquig (@ThomasAwful) April 9, 2016
the guy who invented tennis balls is probably like “no no no no” when he sees a crippled person with a walker
‘ everett byram (@rad_milk) April 13, 2016
I love playing catch with my dad. he’s fucking heavy though
‘ josh (@ruinedpicnic) April 8, 2016
I can still fit into the insecurity I wore in high school.
‘ elizabeth williams (@Elizasoul80) April 13, 2016
Someone pointed out that “oh my god, becky, look at her butt” passes the bechdel test and I haven't stopped laughing for a week
‘ Krinkle (@Krinkle8) February 9, 2015
Most kids have a stuffed animal or blankie. My niece has one of those plastic owls u put outside to scare away birds pic.twitter.com/U3CX3Gcb0V
‘ pat tobin (@tastefactory) April 10, 2016
I think a cool idea for a TV show would be surgeon who is good at managing his relationships and personal life but is terrible at his job.
‘ Mike Ginn (@shutupmikeginn) April 14, 2016
a big pet peeve i have is when literally anything happens
‘ the hippo account (@InternetHippo) April 11, 2016
The new first base is when you decide you hate most of the same people.
‘ Kashana (@kashanacauley) April 12, 2016
FUN THING TO WRITE ON A POST CARD: “Weather is great, having a blast! Are you still planning to murder your mailman?”
‘ Jen Statsky (@jenstatsky) April 10, 2016
Official Selection 2012 OTHER VENICE FILM FESTIVAL Official Selection 2012 LOS ANGELES COMEY FESTIVAL Alex and Mark, newly engaged, invite their fathers over for dinner to meet one another and learn a hard, uncomfortable truth very quickly; that their dads, Phillip and Larry, have been bitter rivals since childhood.