27 Goodest Tweets We Scrolled Past This Week #30

When the Utah Jazz play it's more about the shots they aren't making

‘ Steven W Skinner (@SkinnerSteven) April 15, 2016

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America's slow but very real decline into a fascist state as told by the Milwaukee Bucks logo pic.twitter.com/UTVsEyq3kg

‘ Alexander Cesario Siquig (@ThomasAwful) April 9, 2016

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the guy who invented tennis balls is probably like “no no no no” when he sees a crippled person with a walker

‘ everett byram (@rad_milk) April 13, 2016

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I love playing catch with my dad. he’s fucking heavy though

‘ josh (@ruinedpicnic) April 8, 2016

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I can still fit into the insecurity I wore in high school.

‘ elizabeth williams (@Elizasoul80) April 13, 2016

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Someone pointed out that “oh my god, becky, look at her butt” passes the bechdel test and I haven't stopped laughing for a week

‘ Krinkle (@Krinkle8) February 9, 2015

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Most kids have a stuffed animal or blankie. My niece has one of those plastic owls u put outside to scare away birds pic.twitter.com/U3CX3Gcb0V

‘ pat tobin (@tastefactory) April 10, 2016

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I think a cool idea for a TV show would be surgeon who is good at managing his relationships and personal life but is terrible at his job.

‘ Mike Ginn (@shutupmikeginn) April 14, 2016

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a big pet peeve i have is when literally anything happens

‘ the hippo account (@InternetHippo) April 11, 2016

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The new first base is when you decide you hate most of the same people.

‘ Kashana (@kashanacauley) April 12, 2016

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FUN THING TO WRITE ON A POST CARD: “Weather is great, having a blast! Are you still planning to murder your mailman?”

‘ Jen Statsky (@jenstatsky) April 10, 2016