By: Jason Flowers
27 Goodest Tweets We Scrolled Past This Week #30

This week ‘s tweets are expected to make a deep playoff run.
When the Utah Jazz play it's more about the shots they aren't making
‘ Steven W Skinner (@SkinnerSteven) April 15, 2016
America's slow but very real decline into a fascist state as told by the Milwaukee Bucks logo pic.twitter.com/UTVsEyq3kg
‘ Alexander Cesario Siquig (@ThomasAwful) April 9, 2016
the guy who invented tennis balls is probably like “no no no no” when he sees a crippled person with a walker
‘ everett byram (@rad_milk) April 13, 2016
I love playing catch with my dad. he’s fucking heavy though
‘ josh (@ruinedpicnic) April 8, 2016
I can still fit into the insecurity I wore in high school.
‘ elizabeth williams (@Elizasoul80) April 13, 2016
Someone pointed out that “oh my god, becky, look at her butt” passes the bechdel test and I haven't stopped laughing for a week
‘ Krinkle (@Krinkle8) February 9, 2015
Most kids have a stuffed animal or blankie. My niece has one of those plastic owls u put outside to scare away birds pic.twitter.com/U3CX3Gcb0V
‘ pat tobin (@tastefactory) April 10, 2016
I think a cool idea for a TV show would be surgeon who is good at managing his relationships and personal life but is terrible at his job.
‘ Mike Ginn (@shutupmikeginn) April 14, 2016
a big pet peeve i have is when literally anything happens
‘ the hippo account (@InternetHippo) April 11, 2016
The new first base is when you decide you hate most of the same people.
‘ Kashana (@kashanacauley) April 12, 2016
FUN THING TO WRITE ON A POST CARD: “Weather is great, having a blast! Are you still planning to murder your mailman?”
‘ Jen Statsky (@jenstatsky) April 10, 2016
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