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Best Late Night Of The Morning: Gwyneth Paltrow Gets All Her Dance Moves From Toddlers

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Ready for the latest hot steaming trend that will be all over Goop by the end of this sentence? “TODDLEROGRAPHY. ‘ Toddlers teaching choreography! Because it ‘s like they say, “Every dance move I really need to know I learned in kindergarten. ‘ Moves like running to the wall and slamming into it, grabbing your crotch area, and pelvic thrusting. Hey, maybe toddlers really do know all the dance moves already!

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