High Article #3: 25 Words I Can Use To Describe Coffee Without Feeling Pretentious

Hypothesis: You can probably get away without sounding like a snob if you say “This coffee is ________. ‘

• hot (or cold)
• brown
• milky
• sour
• dark
• warm (unless it ‘s iced)
• liquid
• strong
• energizing
• steamy
• cupped
• new
• stirred
• unstirred
• wet
• good
• great
• okay
• burning!!!
• funny
• sweet
• bitter
• real
• tired of writing this article???? jp jp jp but i am
• empty
• Note: Discovered in writing this that I think if you say BAD, OLD, WATERY, or other negative descriptors it can sound pretentious