By: Funny Or High
High Article #3: 25 Words I Can Use To Describe Coffee Without Feeling Pretentious
Hypothesis: You can probably get away without sounding like a snob if you say “This coffee is ________. ‘
- hot (or cold)
- brown
- milky
- sour
- dark
- warm (unless it ‘s iced)
- liquid
- strong
- energizing
- steamy
- cupped
- new
- stirred
- unstirred
- wet
- good
- great
- okay
- burning!!!
- funny
- sweet
- bitter
- real
- tired of writing this article???? jp jp jp but i am
- empty
- Note: Discovered in writing this that I think if you say BAD, OLD, WATERY, or other negative descriptors it can sound pretentious
