27 Goodest Tweets We Scrolled Past This Week #31

“Im going to Coachella BOTH weekends.” – drug addicts

‘ Jensen Karp (@JensenClan88) April 22, 2016

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Lin-Manuel Miranda needs two different t-shirts that say “Mr. Write”? pic.twitter.com/rYnWe0Tr56

‘ Dave King (@DaveKingThing) April 20, 2016

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gf: do you want to try role playing?

me (role playing as someone who would be into that): yes

‘ Hippo (@InternetHippo) April 22, 2016

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Apparently pineapple juice makes cum taste better but for me it just ruins the pineapple juice.

‘ Daniel Townes (@danieltownes) December 17, 2013