By: Jason Flowers
27 Goodest Tweets We Scrolled Past This Week #31
This week ‘s best tweets are back for the second week in a row.
“Im going to Coachella BOTH weekends.” – drug addicts
‘ Jensen Karp (@JensenClan88) April 22, 2016
Lin-Manuel Miranda needs two different t-shirts that say “Mr. Write”? pic.twitter.com/rYnWe0Tr56
‘ Dave King (@DaveKingThing) April 20, 2016
gf: do you want to try role playing?
me (role playing as someone who would be into that): yes
‘ Hippo (@InternetHippo) April 22, 2016
Apparently pineapple juice makes cum taste better but for me it just ruins the pineapple juice.
‘ Daniel Townes (@danieltownes) December 17, 2013
Best Late Night Of The Morning: Will Ferrell Uses Up All His Quarterly Shout-Outs
Will Ferrell shouts out his agent, the employees at the AutoZone on Western Ave in Chicago, and, of course, actor Richard Dreyfuss.
Kellyanne Conway Lists The 13 biggest Accomplishments Of The Trump Administration (So Far)
Drink it in, h8rz!
Frenemies (EXTENDED CUT)
Two of the worst people ever sit down for lunch.
Danny Devito, Glenn Howerton, Emily Deschanel, Kristin Bauer, Kaitlin Olson & KaDee Strickland all want to talk to you about what’s in your food. For more information go to http://www.foodandwaterwatch.org/
Building Ikea Furniture On Mushrooms
Keith, while tripping his balls off on shrooms, finds a larger meaning of the universe while he attempts to build a desk.