We used letgo ‘s Commercializer to sell old props we had lying around the office to make some extra dough. We were going to use the proceeds to go out to a nice turkey dinner, but we still didn ‘t have quite enough money (we have expensive taste). So we had to find even more weird props to sell!
Napoleon Skeleton
We got really far into making this Skeleton Napoleon Bonaparte for our Hamilton zombie parody before anyone told us that Napoleon is NOT in the musical Hamilton (if anyone has extra tickets, please let us know). So now we have this completely useless skeleton dressed like Napoleon Bonaparte just sitting around the office reminding us how bad at history we are. We put Skeleton Napoleon into letgo’s Commercializer, and a delighted haunted house owner came and took him off our hands in no time.
Homemade Hillary Mask
We didn ‘t think anyone would want this homemade Hillary mask that we used for a political sketch. We decided to try our luck and put it into letgo ‘s home shopping Commercializer and boom! We had a buyer. He was wearing a Bernie shirt, of course.
Creepy Baby Doll
No one even remembers which sketch this creepy baby doll is from. Sometimes we use it to prank people; we put it in the snack cabinet so it scares the next person innocently looking for a granola bar. Some of the interns think it ‘s haunted. But the Commercializer ‘s perfume ad gave it just the right amount of sex appeal to sell.
Gimp Mask
Our Pulp Fiction parody sketch left us with a lot of great props, but this gimp mask is not one of them. Do you have any idea what a bunch of comedy writers do with a gimp mask? One word: puns, and bad ones. The Gimp Reaper? Seen it. The Limp Gimp? Don’t even ask. Thank God for letgo’s commercializer. We finally sold it to a nice lady from New Jersey, and our long nightmare is over.
We finally made enough made enough extra dough to buy ourselves that nice turkey dinner!
Thank You Commercializer!!!
