The Best And Worst Uses Of Facebook’s “Thankful” Button

This weekend Facebook unveiled its first temporary reaction, a thankful purple flower for Mothers ‘ Day, and then, before you knew it, it was gone. Some people used it right and others effed it up big time.

The Coupon Sharer

GOOD ‘ That deserved a Thankful! You needed those coupons, especially after you could barely afford rent this month.

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Actual Branded Content

BAD ‘ What are you, a friggin narc? Brands don ‘t deserve the satisfaction of a button! They don ‘t deserve a Like, or a Wow, and they especially don ‘t deserve a dang Thankful! Save your purple flowers for something worthwhile. If these precious bands are so thirsty for your reaction, then hell, why not throw an Angry their way?

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Links to Petitions

GOOD ‘ Your friend and/or cousin was helpful to have linked you to this important petish (petition)! And you did a lot better than the idiots posting Wows. We get it, wow-posters, you ‘re shocked by a lot of things, too. We all are!

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The ‘Oprah ‘

GOOD! ‘ It ‘d be rude to not say thanks for a free pudding, especially after you could barely afford rent this month.

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If You Think You ‘re Hilarious

UHH, LET US THINK, YEAH IT ‘S GOOD! ‘ U R random, and so funny! If your Thankful reaction was its own Facebook post, we ‘d give it a Haha. We ‘d give it two if we could but that ‘s impossible!

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Literally A Post About Purple Flowers

BADDD!! ‘ How are you involved in this??? Just because they ‘re purple flowers and so is the button? All of a sudden you ‘re thanking a boyfriend for getting his girlfriend a gift? Don ‘t be weird! Facebook is NOT the venue for this!