By: Funny Or Die
John Oliver Explains The State Of Emergency 911 Is In
Hey guys, I know it ‘s just Monday, but if you wouldn ‘t mind pulling out your planners or bringing up your iCals. If it isn ‘t too inconvenient, which it may be, could you try and not have a pressing emergency till the year 2021, when 911 call-centers are fully-equipped with the technology and funding needed to save you?
That means cancelling some trips, probably quitting your job if there is any commute involved, and staying within 10 feet of a landline telephone at all times. Greeeaaatttt.