By: Jenny Nelson
TEXTperience: Stephanie Forgot What She Did Last Night

“Hey it ‘s Steph! I had a great time at Michelle ‘s birthday last night ‘ I think! Did I come across like a total idiot? ‘
By: Jenny Nelson
“Hey it ‘s Steph! I had a great time at Michelle ‘s birthday last night ‘ I think! Did I come across like a total idiot? ‘
Hosts John & Shelby start a juice cleanse and spend their day checking out all that Chelsea Piers has to offer.
“Next time, we ‘ll remember to die in a year an insane person is elected president.”
Next Monday 8/22/16 my comedy mixtape Strawberry Cough is dropping on this website, as well as various places mixtapes are available. It will be free, and featuring many up-and-coming comedians from New York City. Most have been on television, but hopefully you will find some new talent to follow and one day say “I remember hearing them on that mixtape.” A couple of months ago I released the first animated sketch from the mixtape: Google’s House of Tomorrow. But, today I’m happy to give you Goldilocks from Strawberry Cough. This new telling of an old classic features Christi Chiello (@christichiello) as Goldilocks. Petey DeAbreu (@Pdeezjokes), Ayanna Dookie (@ADookie), and Courtney Fearrington (@BigCcomedy) play the three bears fans. And, a little narration from your’s truly. Enjoy, and next week will be the big unveiling!
The receptionist at Funny or Die interviews Will Ferrell, Woody Harrelson and more on the red carpet.
The Hollywood power couple promised to not wed in this country as long as same-sex couples were barred from doing so. Well, there is a new reign over this nation and we can now see Jolie and Pitt join in the most holiest of unions.
The Aunty Donna boys, Broden, Mark and Zach, are interrupted by a local Bikie Gang.