By: Funny Or Die
Aside from the woman in New York City who calls herself the human trampoline, there ‘s a woman who owns a lucky dog and ‘walks ‘ it around the city* in a remote control BMW car. The dog is named Luigi but I ‘m guessing us plebes are not allowed to speak to it directly. Rumor has it when he passes you he says out loud, ‘I know I am a good boy. ‘
*Upper East Side
One of the great things about being a young working woman, or man for that matter, in NYC is that no matter how successful you are, whatever achievements you set out to accomplish, there will always be a dog more fashionable and successful than you.