By: Funny Or Die
Jon Stewart ‘s been gone from TV for a while now, giving him just enough time to venture into his new career, which is massaging farm animals or something. Here, Sam Bee welcomes Jon Stewart back to TV and hopes to combine all his interests into a fun job on her show Full Frontal.
The Rubik’s Cube turned 40 this week, and like any 40-year-old, it’s starting to go through some changes. Here’s how the over-the-hill Rubik’s is holding up these days:
iPhone fans react to latest Samsung Galaxy release.
Get the extended “The Step” single on iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/album/step-feat.-dan-chamberlain/id646052205?v0=9988&ign-mpt=uo%3D1 Or Amazon: http://www.amazon.com/The-Step-feat-Dan-Chamberlain/dp/B00CV57R6W Music video for “The Step” by Mr. Danceman. ‘ 2013 Danceman Records. Facebook: http://on.fb.me/VeC2Sv Credits: Starring: Dan Chamberlain as Mr. Danceman Featuring: Alison Bennett, Tim Dunn, Jared Hacker, and Laura Willcox Written and Produced by The Bilderbergers (Lucas Klauss, Matt Moskovciak, Ben Stadler) Directed by Ben Weinstein Director of Photography: Adam Sacks Music: John D. Ivy Editing and Visual Effects: Alden Ford Sound: James Leggero Choreography: Kassia Miller Wardrobe: Andrew Clancy (http://anyoldiron.net/) PA: Bob Garramone Transportation: Ramsey Ess Car Service Photo of pyramids by Flickr user bandarji Photo of mall by David R. Tribble (http://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/User:Loadmaster) Photo of “some thing” by Flickr user snigl3t
The GOP tax bill is so crazy it’s like it was written by Jack Torrance from The Shining.
The Republicans tried to stall the proceedings by making the Democrats read 900 pages of a bill. They changed everything by hiring a speed reader.
No one likes warm soda, not even bears.