By: Funny Or Die
Taylor Swift Surprise Performances Summer Tour
Taylor Swift performed unannounced at a New Jersey couple ‘s wedding reception. That ‘s not the only surprise appearance T Swift has planned for this summer!

By: Funny Or Die
Taylor Swift performed unannounced at a New Jersey couple ‘s wedding reception. That ‘s not the only surprise appearance T Swift has planned for this summer!
Never allow the suspect (you) to tamper with the potential crime scene (also you). Only allow your belly to be touched by men and Republicans. The easiest way to accomplish this is to build an iron cage that ends just above your belly. Give the key to your priest. Don ‘t have a priest? Wow, you ‘re dying to go to jail, aren ‘t you, Abortia?
The media is obsessed with celebrities, but what if they decided to cover the real difference-makers in the world? Engineers. E! News (Engineering News, that is) has you covered for Engineers Week 2016!
“I think we can all agree that if you don’t have one friend to hold the phone for you, your lone-wolf ass doesn’t get a gun.”
Just like regular old proverbs, but TOTALLY EXXXTREME!!!
If you can’t afford the real Samuel L. Jackson, hire Cracker Jackson. He’ll do almost anything for money, and he might just ruin your life.