Professional Reader – w/ JILLIAN ROSE REED
Marty can't sleep. Follow me on IG: @MontyGeer
Marty can't sleep. Follow me on IG: @MontyGeer
There are three things true men have always loved: excessive drinking, excessive noogies, and candles. Well, buck up, boy-o’s, because the rustic pioneers at Yankee Candle have heard our testosterone-drenched man-wails and are finally offering Man Candles, which, yup, are candles targeted toward men. This means hairy fellers everywhere ‘ except in the south, damn Yankees! ‘ can stop buying frou-frou candles and dripping bacon fat, broken glass, and charred tax forms into them in an attempt to make them far more masculine. If you’re skeptical about how it all works, we snatched some up and let them blaze while we were tending to our man gardens.
The Ferguson Police Dept. tries to get the National Guard up to speed on the tactics they have been using to control the protests in the wake of the shooting of Michael Brown.
The holidays are upon us. Yes, it’s that magical time of year when we complain about how early they play Christmas music, pepper spray our fellow shoppers, and actually use snail mail to send out our holiday cards. Here’s a look at the cards sent out by some of this year’s most intriguing people … and by ‘intriguing’ I mean nutjobs.
A sweet old grandma reads Conan O’Brien’s tweets
“Delivering bad news is hard to do… especially when you don’t know what it is” “Written it Down” is an unscripted comedy where the actors have no idea what the scene is going to be about. Season 2 has comedians firing each other, without knowing the reason until they read it on screen for the first time. What follows is a hilarious, 100% improvised scene where no-one has any idea where the story will go next.