By: Funny Or Die
Kids, please remember that Foot Locker is a store to put your feet in shoes, not your fingers in bench holes. Ben did not remember this and in turn the local fire department had to come save his sorry ass.
One more thing kids, if your friend gets his finger stuck in a bench at a Foot Locker like Ben here did, please remember to film it so that we all can watch.
h/t Uproxx
The phenomenon whereby women divorce their husbands and break up with their boyfriends after seeing MAGIC MIKE.
JUST ASK THE QUESTION!!! Subscribe for new sketches EVERY MONDAY and follow us on Facebook @ http://www.Facebook.com/MatzaPizza Written by Gianmarco Soresi http://www.Facebook.com/GianmarcoSoresi http://www.Twitter.com/GianmarcoSoresi http://www.Instagram.com/GianmarcoSoresi http://www.GianmarcoSoresi.com Produced by Lindsay-Elizabeth Hand / Edge In Motion http://www.Facebook.com/LindsayElizab… http://www.Twitter.com/MissLindsayHand http://www.Instagram.com/MissLindsayHand http://www.edgeinmotionproductions.com Directed by Jeff Nash http://www.jeffnashnyc.com DP ‘d by Marcin Kapron http://marcinkapron.com Edited by Jeff Rabinak http://www.JeffRabinak.com Slapper: Jim DiMunno Slapper ‘s Hand: Lindsay-Elizabeth Hand Slappee: Gianmarco Soresi Class: JL Fragnay, Mauricio Marces, Alyssa Abraham, Meg Cashel, Thomas Wesson, Edith Taylor, Garrett Gray, Ali McGhee, Giusepe De Caro Wardrobe: Cindy Ho Crew: Savannah Rice, Jacopo Messina, JL Fragnay, Kevin Gallmeyer Special Thanks to Wherever we filmed? MATZA PIZZA is an exploration of everything Gianmarco Soresi dislikes about himself and the world. Named for its creator ‘s Jewish Italian heritage, this passionately neurotic sketch series attempts to diagnose his narcissistic, nihilistic, and existentialist tendencies WHILE MAKING YOU LAUGH!!! And just because I (Gianmarco Soresi, again) don’t trust the YouTube tag system, here’s some other spellings of Matza Pizza: Matzo Pizza, Matzah Pizza, Matzos Pizza – THEY’RE ALL RIGHT!
A light-hearted in depth, three minute talk show from the bowels of hell. Featuring your host, Dirty Jimmy and his sidekick Daril.
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