By: Jenny Nelson
It ‘s wedding season, and the folks at VIRAL EVER AFTER want you to have a clickable, shareable ceremony that your friends and family will never forget, and that an audience of online strangers will love, then forget almost instantly, then remember/love/share once again.
Full Service Viral Wedding
All experiences are A LA CARTE, so you can “Get you a wedding who can do both!”
Customize your own #viral wedding with a combination of any of these package deals:
- Guarantees that several members of your wedding party with fail — epically.
- Choose from ring fails, dress train snafus, flower girl LMAOs, and more.
- Includes: logistics planning, on-site visits, GIFs, and possible appearance on Ellen.
- Comes with tasteless, irreverent incorporation of sacred traditions from other cultures and religions
- Includes: costumes, dances, and more
- Only available to white people
- Don ‘t let anyone in the way of your relationship #goals
Back at it again with the white ‘veil?
- Hire Joshua Holz, the Damn Daniel kid to be your videographer/emcee ‘He ‘s been on Ellen!
- Wedding will be filmed completely in vine-length videos and published exclusively to the teen ‘s Vine channel.
- Silver version: Daniel will be your DJ.*Gold version: Daniel will be your bride!
DAT RING BEARER
Oh Shit Whaddup!
- ‘Dat Boi” will bring your rings up the aisle on his (its?) unicycle.
- Inspiration board, travel & shipping, and glamour session for “Dat Boi” included at no extra charge.
- Get the full frog package: Pepe and Kermit will carry rings, too (available only for three-couple viral weddings)
RUNNING MAN-WAY BRIDE
(PLAY ON “RUNAWAY BRIDE ‘)
Show your boo you ‘ve been watching them (it ‘s from the song!)
- Transform your bridal party ‘s processional into a full-fledged “Running Man Challenge ‘ video.
- Scope of the choreography based on your budget and stylistic needs.
- Video will be filmed vertically.
- Dabbing included at no extra cost.
- This dance has been on Ellen!
AN ALREADY TRENDING WEDDING HASHTAG
- Choose from a list of hand-picked tags, including #AskTheGays #NBAFinals and #OscarsSoWhite.
- Wedding planner will regram your most popular ‘gram.
- Comes with a complimentary 50 satin gloss custom thank you hashtags.
- Crying MJ + Crying Lebron cake toppers.
- Extra, separate DVD of old people reacting to your wedding videos and not really getting it.
- Limo ride straight from reception to the studios where they film Ellen.
- Actual price dependant upon location, number of guests, event details and how many views you think your wedding would get on a website.
- ALL PACKAGES ARE CUSTOMIZED TO MEET YOUR NEEDS. CONTACT US TODAY FOR A COMPLIMENTARY CONSULTATION.