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Twitter’s Best Reactions To The Nonsense That Was The First #HeterosexualPrideDay

Funny Or Die June 29, 2016

June 29th, a day that started out like any normal day, but has gone down in history as the first national #HeterosexualPrideDay. Okay, well the first recognized heterosexual pride day, because as many of these tweets point out, every day since the dawn of society has been heterosexual pride day.

Below are some of our favorite reactions to this absolute nonsense.

Some People ‘s Immediate Response Was To Shut It Down

I see #HeterosexualPrideDay is trying to be a thing again today. pic.twitter.com/4XngQ04C7n

‘ colin macfarlane (@Cmacf76) June 29, 2016

When you open Twitter and see that #HeterosexualPrideDay is trending pic.twitter.com/NLAzaQgE5N

‘ harry being cute (@hesbeingcute) June 29, 2016

Some Shared How They Celebrate The Day

As always, I celebrate #heterosexualprideday by putting on a pair of New Balance sneakers and watching King of Queens.

‘ Kristen Bartlett (@kristencheeks) June 29, 2016

Happy #HeterosexualPrideDay! pic.twitter.com/AwIVLFwSw8

‘ Megan Beth Koester (@bornferal) June 29, 2016

#HeterosexualPrideDay Parade was so beautiful. Love is love is love.’ pic.twitter.com/wc3VTXMFQ1

‘ Your Gay Aunt Barb (@cevicci) June 29, 2016

Happy #HeterosexualPrideDay! pic.twitter.com/YFc33igZRy

‘ Danny Zuker (@DannyZuker) June 29, 2016

Some Didn ‘t Want Us To Forget The Hardships Straights Have Gone Through

For today's #HeterosexualPrideDay, let's remember all of the victims of anti-straight violence pic.twitter.com/XX8o43DiQ9

‘ Justin E. Ray (@jray05) June 29, 2016

we NEED #HeterosexualPrideDay guys!!! the areas marked in red are the countries where straight marriage is illegal pic.twitter.com/T7Bjx4WwU0

‘ anthony amorim is lo:st (@AnthonyAmorim) June 29, 2016

To my heteros on #heterosexualprideday: let's share times we've been attacked or harassed for being straight. I'll start! uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

‘ Michael Cruz Kayne (@MJCKayne) June 29, 2016

Most People Cut Right To What Was Really Going On

#heterosexualprideday reminds me of the kid who cried unless he got a present on his siblings birthday

‘ Kyle Young (@KYoung1797) June 29, 2016

#heterosexualprideday so like.. pic.twitter.com/8Bshp04WDI

‘ Samantha Ravndahl (@SsssamanthaaMUA) June 29, 2016

Happy #HeterosexualPrideDay! I found your flag pic.twitter.com/YRaELTfB8R

‘ Original Daxter (@DaxterDingo) June 29, 2016

When you're used to privilege, equality can feel a lot like oppression. #HeterosexualPrideDay

‘ Julie DiCaro (@JulieDiCaro) June 29, 2016

#heterosexualprideday? what y'all got to be proud about? dodge caravans? “the notebook?”

‘ hari nef (@harinef) June 29, 2016

On this #HeterosexualPrideDay, convince yourself once again that you only watched Magic Mike XXL because your “girlfriend wanted to.”

‘ Eric Sprankle, PsyD (@DrSprankle) June 29, 2016

Really? #HeterosexualPrideDay What's next, #BreathingAirDay ?

‘ Daniel O'Reilly (@dapperlaughs) June 29, 2016

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