Top Content On The Internet This Week

If countries were content, then we all know what would be the top content! Definitely China. Maybe America? It would maybe squeak into the top 10? Anyways, celebrate this Fourth of July by checking out this week ‘s top content! And it ‘s all from Funny Or Die, because nothing says “America ‘ like comedic digital content!

Garbage Box

Garbage Box is the only monthly subscription box honest enough to tell you where their product really belongs – right back in the garbage where they found it.

Other Game Of Thrones Lullabies

Because nothing says ‘bed time ‘ like “Your Joy Will Turn to Ashes in Your Mouth ‘.

OK, Boys, What ‘s Next On The Docket To Slam Hillary With?

The GOP was recently foiled in their attempts to take Hillary Clinton down with Benghazi, but don ‘t worry, they ‘ve got some aces up their sleeves. Namely – that Hillary is two communists under a trench coat, or that “the bitch has a fake eyeball ‘

Dads Unsure How To React To Miss Teen USA Swimsuit News

Dad penises everywhere were deeply confused when it was announced that the Miss Teen USA competition would no longer feature a swimsuit competition. Sad? Relieved? A little bit turned on? So many emotions.

When Will The Catholic Church Apologize for Mass Being Boring?

Yeah, sure, apologize to gay people, fine! But when will the Catholic Church apologize to straight white girls who always fell asleep during mass and got yelled at by theirs moms?

Mission: Impossible – Cruise Nation

Cruise vs Cruise vs Cruise is both an engaging plot structure and the name of a a porno that we ‘d be interested in viewing.

More Nuanced 4th Of July T-Shirts

For the American who is simultaneously proud of their country ‘s history while also deeply questioning America ‘s current political climate and system of values.

21 Best GIFs Of All Time Of The Week #148

Jeff Goldblum wishes you all a happy Fourth of July! Because that Independence Day reboot is just about as American as it gets.