By: Jason Flowers
27 Goodest Tweets We Scrolled Past This Week #41

This week ‘s tweets could stand to be a little more fun.
“funeral” and “badminton” should just swap their first 3 letters
‘ Nicholas Gurewitch (@PerryFellow) June 25, 2016
I was just told “everyone at work thinks you're arrogant” but it didn't upset me because I work with a bunch of morons.
‘ eric (@ericsshadow) June 29, 2016
Wow, they just bunched them all onto one star. pic.twitter.com/REFOF3t8es
‘ Daniel Spenser (@DanSpenser) June 28, 2016
Sorry I'm late. I got here too early & sat in my car too long.
‘ Erica (@SCbchbum) June 25, 2016
this guys name is constantly owning him pic.twitter.com/b3oBn2Pfwf
‘ adam crouch (tall rich gamer) (@TheHoshuah) June 24, 2016
A Food Network show where I drive around the U.S. going to roadside diners to see how much tap water I can drink before they ask me to leave
‘ Shane (@Shanehasabeard) June 28, 2016
Currently very jealous of alligators as I want to be a big fuckin lizard who just sits still all the time but people are scared of me.
‘ jess (@jessokfine) June 28, 2016
This could be bus but you plane pic.twitter.com/83dpTA5WD0
‘ Todd 'Papi' Carlos (@TheToddWilliams) February 25, 2015
I don't have as many fireworks left as I used two
‘ Steven W Skinner (@SkinnerSteven) June 25, 2016
My credit card company sent me a final notice bill. Good, I was tired of hearing from them
‘ Mattzilla ‘? (@mattZillaaaa) December 13, 2015
Crystal Pepsi's what my dad went out for 23 years ago!! This is awesome news!!
‘ Mike Scollins (@mikescollins) June 29, 2016
I may not be the prettiest or the smartest, but I’m also sad as shit and have zero confidence
‘ kelly jean (@kjmeow) June 30, 2016
[1st date]
WAITER: Here are your menus
“Just one menu, I'll order for both of us”
HER: That's really sexist
“Oh sorry, just one womenu”
‘ Terry F (@daemonic3) June 28, 2016
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