By: Funny Or Die
Ever since celebrity Kanye West released a song in which he rapped, ‘I feel like me and Taylor might still have sex / I made that bitch famous, ‘ Taylor Swift has denied Kanye and his wife celebrity Kim Kardashian-West ‘s claims that Kanye called Taylor to run those risqu ‘ lyrics by her. Then, last night, Kim K leaked a video of the call proving that it did indeed take place, and that Taylor Swift is not just a celebrity, but also a liar.
Twitter watched this shade get thrown and celebrated accordingly underneath it, which is nice because it ‘s been kind of hot out lately, at least where we are.
i love that beyonc ‘ is indirectly responsible 4 a decade long beef which proves that single ladies is the most iconic video of all time
‘ chris jordan (@shuttupchris) July 18, 2016
in 2008 taylor swift was on ellen and my mom said “why cant you have nice posture like that.” i've been waiting for this moment since then.
‘ Anna Fitzpatrick (@bananafitz) July 18, 2016
Kim, Kanye, and Taylor are all toasting topless in a Wild Things jacuzzi right now at having given the world this brief respite from horror
‘ Molly Lambert (@mollylambert) July 18, 2016
the Pok ‘mon go/taylor swift and kim k/trump/isis episode of SVU will be the death of me.
‘ deaux (@dstfelix) July 18, 2016
when u still stand by taylor no matter what pic.twitter.com/cEG53nEapO
‘ Dave Itzkoff (@ditzkoff) July 18, 2016
‘ ? (@HlSPANICHOES) July 18, 2016
thoughts for Taylor Swift in these difficult times pic.twitter.com/cvCZpscCAS
‘ Mike Tunison (@xmasape) July 18, 2016
Don't you have to have character to have yours assassinated? pic.twitter.com/ncrr829SEl
‘ Akilah Hughes (@AkilahObviously) July 18, 2016
kanye: so im gonna say that i think i am going to fuck you in the future
taylor: thats perfect. calling me a bitch however would be too far
‘ ABE (@AbeBroman) July 18, 2016
Kanye was talking to Taylor like he was doing a phone interview for a good office job with benefits lmaoooo
‘ Hanif Abdurraqib (@NifMuhammad) July 18, 2016
confirmed: taylor is that friend that drones on forever on the phone while u periodically say “uh huh” & zone out doing household chores
‘ Lauren Zupkus (@laurenzup) July 18, 2016
Taylor's new album is surely in the works and the first single will be called “Infamous” BET
‘ Jazmine Hughes (@jazzedloon) July 18, 2016
Queen of Social Media
Breaker of the Internet
Mother of North
Protector of the Receipts pic.twitter.com/oBvkbOMtiO
‘ Butt Stallion (????)?*:??? (@ChrisMySass) July 18, 2016
‘ gerta (@LouDoncaster_28) July 18, 2016
‘ ? (@skinnyliebers) July 18, 2016
As an Old Person, as of tonight I think I finally understand Snapchat. It was created to destroy Taylor Swift. Am I close at least?
‘ Josh Gondelman (@joshgondelman) July 18, 2016
kim, perfectly understanding social media: posts 1 snap story
taylor, w/ no clue: posts same thing on all platforms pic.twitter.com/ykXpU95BlV
‘ jomny sun (@jonnysun) July 18, 2016
anyway it was brave of taylor to pen an essay on the big issue of misogyny in rap music in the notes app she will get into college
‘ Gabby Noone (@twelveoclocke) July 18, 2016
notes screenshots are so emo 🙁
‘ jane (@pbandjane) July 18, 2016
‘ John Walaszek (@jwalaszek) July 18, 2016
Taylor sits in the dark next to a paper with her squad's names on it, crossing them off as they “like” her post. The others? They'll pay.
‘ Anne T. Donahue (@annetdonahue) July 18, 2016
me: I don't care about celeb gossip or drama or Kim K
Kim K: *exposes taylor swift and starts her downfall*
‘ farwz (@farwzz) July 18, 2016
My dad at my age: raising 2 small children
Me: piecing together the Kim/Taylor news with 7 open Chrome tabs and a fresh Red Bull
‘ Tim Federle (@TimFederle) July 18, 2016
my boss: yes u still have to come to work tomorrow
me: i would very much like to be excluded from this narrative
‘ maria yagoda (@mariayagoda) July 18, 2016
Jared Kushner may be secretly running the government, but even the smallest decisions need to go through his wife Ivanka Trump.
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