By: Funny Or Die
It ‘s stinky hot out, folks, and when it is this hot out all you are able to muster saying is ‘it is so hot. ‘ That is understandable. But it ‘s also understandable that you want to switch it up a bit and say ‘it is so hot ‘ in different ways. (We don ‘t mean in different languages because we ‘re not that smart.)
Feel free to Melania Trump any of these ~cool~ sayings about how ding dang hot it is!
- Well, it ‘s certainly not cold.
- Hot tub? More like hot WHOLE CITY AND WORLD.
- Wow call me Sylvia Plath, because my head ‘s in a dang oven.
- It ‘s so hot I ‘m having fever dreams that Donald Trump is the Republican Nominee for President of the United States.
- Does this feel spicy to you? The outside around us I mean.
- My sexual fetish is being dehydrated so I ‘m going to get very turned on very soon.
- Damn! It ‘s hot in here, there must not be enough Toros in the atmosphere!
- I might take my skin off.
- I ‘m sweating in spots I didn ‘t know I had.
- The terror threat level is a code red, and the terrorist responsible is the sun.
- It ‘s sticky-icky-licky out here.
- Every day is SUN-day or DIE-day.
- I am trapped in hot milk.
- We should preemptively euthanize all old people so to avoid the unexpected sadness of some of them passing away from this heat wave.
- Man it ‘s a hot one, Rob Thomas.
- Have you seen Paul Feig ‘s The Heat because if not, it ‘s play everywhere outside today!
- Wow it ‘s as hot outside as a take on Slate dot com.
- Get me to a pool, Batman!
- It is. Getting so hot. I ‘m gonna take my clothes off.
- FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK.