By: Langan Kingsley
Da Fuck Just Fucking Happened At The RNC?

Da fuck just happened?
You know? Okay. Cleveland. First of all ‘Cleveland? It ‘s like ‘Ohio, I get it ‘but even beyond that, the stuff ‘about gay people ‘it ‘s unbelievable ‘do we really need ‘at this point in time ‘it doesn ‘t really make sense even ‘and yet ‘well, somehow they did it. How da fuck did that happen?
But then things started to get way better in a sense. Well, not really. Just like ‘what? I mean, I knew things would be fucking batshit but Jesus. This was like ‘just kinda beyond. First, you have ‘I mean ‘Scott Baio ‘and then Giuliani ‘and ‘just, the screaming. So much screaming. Just yelling, and I get it, you have to be loud but also ‘da fuck just fucking happened?
And then there was the stuff about immigrants and Hillary and Muslims and Obama and ‘? Really? Did they really ‘is this for real? Da fuck just fucking happened?
BUT THEN. Ted. Cruz. I mean. TED. CRUZ. Okay, wow. Yea. I guess this is a good thing now but how is this even good I mean it ‘s like what da fuck just fucking happened?
And then, that speech ‘that last speech? Trump ‘s speech as like ‘the speech he ‘trying to be the PRESIDENT. And I ‘m just sitting there, watching it, and I ‘m thinking, okay, let ‘s see if this ‘but it doesn ‘t ‘and then it just ‘even more so. Wow. I mean. Da. Fuck. Just. Fucking. Happened.
But maybe that ‘s not fair. There were some moments of sanity. Like when ‘well. I mean, I wouldn ‘t mind bumping into TIffany Trump briefly in a Ladies ‘ Room somewhere. That ‘s something. I dunno. I think that ‘s reaching. Like ‘a nazi salute ‘like WAS IT? And we ‘re even asking the question and it ‘s like maybe even asking the question is a problem, you know, it ‘s in our minds and let ‘s be honest: It was all pretty bad. Da fuck just fucking happened?
Da. Fuck. Just. Fucking. Happened.