What Happens When You Try To Overload On Fire Emojis After Michelle Obama’s Speech


Locked up and neutered from all fun by Dave’s mom Jolene, Bill sneaks into the shop for one last day with his boys. The boys try to appease him knowing full well Dad can’t chug nooners like he used to.
The Most Effective Use of the ‘I’m With Stupid’ Sign
Will Ferrell stars as has-been scientist Dr. Rick Marshall, sucked into one and spat back through time. Way back. Now, Marshall has no weapons, few skills and questionable smarts to survive in an alternate universe full of marauding dinosaurs and fantastic creatures from beyond our world – a place of spectacular sights and super-scaled comedy known as the Land of the Lost. In theaters June 5th.
As we do every week, Funny Or Die News rounds up the past week’s top stories and asks our favorite flabby tabby Garfield to sort them in his now classic “Garfield Approval Matrix.” Which stories were rated “LASAGNA” and which were rated “MONDAYS”? Look below to find out!
Every week Box and Can compete in a competition to determine supremacy. Written by: Chuck Armstrong & Charlie Stockman Animated by: Charlie Stockman
Budget cuts hit teachers the hardest.