By: Funny Or Die
We all know Stephen Colbert the Late Show host, and we know Stephen Colbert from his time playing Stephen Colbert on The Colbert Report, but do you know ’90s, beanie-wearing and Beanie Baby-loving Stephen Colbert? Now is the time to get to know him, even if it ‘s for a brief minute.
Electing an official who hates masturbating? Nice try Tea Party.
No more going to jail for possessing a little dank Orange Crabshack.
No matter how bad it gets, It’s not too late to ditch your nasty bottled water habit and turn your life around. Brita can help.
Mayoral candidate Ben Konop get’s heckled at his press conference until the neighbors come home.
Go ahead and get some sleep! SnoozeConnect will take care of your dating life for you.
Ron and Matt show you how to make spaghetti the Portland way. http://ronfunches.com http://mattbraunger.com http://nixbros.com