By: Alex Pearson
The Only People Who Shouldn ‘t Vote For Donald Trump

If you belong to one of the following groups, it is recommended you do not vote for Donald Trump:
- Hippies
- Marxists
- Tree-Huggers
- Elitists
- Politically Correct Losers
- The Liberal Media
- Potheads
- Social Justice Warriors
- Hollywood Phonies
- Members of the Establishment
- Campus Activists
- Left-Wing Wackos
- Rosie O ‘Donnell Fans
- Black Lives Matter Protestors
- Progressives
- Feminists
- Civil Rights Groups
- Climatologists
- Muslims
- Mexicans
- African Americans
- The Disabled
- Journalists
- Scientists
- Environmentalists
- Veterans
- Economists
- Catholics
- Latinos
- Active Military
- Women
- Friends of Women
- People Married to Women
- Parents of Women
- Children of Women
- Jews
- Evangelical Christians
- Atheists
- Students
- Millennials
- Military Families
- Bernie Sanders Supporters
- Foreign Policy Leaders
- Political Scientists
- National Security Experts
- Religious Leaders
- Psychologists
- Sociologists
- Mixologists
- Asian Americans
- Native Americans
- Refugees
- Historians
- Victims of Sexual Harassment
- Up-and-Coming Republicans
- Humanitarians
- Farmers
- Artists
- Engineers
- Widows
- Persian Americans
- Transgender People
- Homosexuals
- Bisexuals
- Heterosexuals
- Asexuals
- The Sick
- The Injured
- Whiners
- First-Generation Immigrants
- Second-Generation Immigrants
- Third-Through-Fiftieth Generation Immigrants
- Former Trump Employees
- Former Trump Wives
- Victims of Trump University
- Doctors
- Starbucks Customers
- Planned Parenthood
- Tax Experts
- Iowans
- The Middle Class
- The Poor
- The Rich
- Moralists
- Current NFL Players
- Former NFL Players
- Beyonc ‘ Fans
- College Graduates
- The Bush Family
- Secular Humanists
- NASCAR Fans
- Pro Golf Fans
- High School Graduates
- HIV/AIDS Activists
- World Travelers
- Educators
- Libertarians
- The Unemployed
- The Employed
- Suburbanites
- Retirees
- Rural Residents
- The Mentally Ill
- Urban Communities
- Blue-Collar Workers
- White-Collar Workers
- John Kasich Supporters
- Conservationists
- People Still Reading This List
- Patriots
- Geniuses
- Average Folks
- Homeowners
- Renters
- Wall Street
- Occupy Wall Street
- Animal Lovers
- People Lovers
- John McCain Supporters
- Literates
- Ambitious Illiterates
- New Yorkers
- Business Owners
- People Who Live Near Sea-Level
- Human Rights Activists
- The Elderly
- Political Junkies
- Political Enthusiasts
- Political Dabblers
- Political First-timers
- Hipsters
- Yuppies
- Nerds
- Jocks
- B-Boys
- Goths
- Others