The Only People Who Shouldn ‘t Vote For Donald Trump

If you belong to one of the following groups, it is recommended you do not vote for Donald Trump:

• Hippies
• Marxists
• Tree-Huggers
• Elitists
• Politically Correct Losers
• The Liberal Media
• Potheads
• Social Justice Warriors
• Hollywood Phonies
• Members of the Establishment
• Campus Activists
• Left-Wing Wackos
• Rosie O ‘Donnell Fans
• Black Lives Matter Protestors
• Progressives
• Feminists
• Civil Rights Groups
• Climatologists
• Muslims
• Mexicans
• African Americans
• The Disabled
• Journalists
• Scientists
• Environmentalists
• Veterans
• Economists
• Catholics
• Latinos
• Active Military
• Women
• Friends of Women
• People Married to Women
• Parents of Women
• Children of Women
• Jews
• Evangelical Christians
• Atheists
• Students
• Millennials
• Military Families
• Bernie Sanders Supporters
• Foreign Policy Leaders
• Political Scientists
• National Security Experts
• Religious Leaders
• Psychologists
• Sociologists
• Mixologists
• Asian Americans
• Native Americans
• Refugees
• Historians
• Victims of Sexual Harassment
• Up-and-Coming Republicans
• Humanitarians
• Farmers
• Artists
• Engineers
• Widows
• Persian Americans
• Transgender People
• Homosexuals
• Bisexuals
• Heterosexuals
• Asexuals
• The Sick
• The Injured
• Whiners
• First-Generation Immigrants
• Second-Generation Immigrants
• Third-Through-Fiftieth Generation Immigrants
• Former Trump Employees
• Former Trump Wives
• Victims of Trump University
• Doctors
• Starbucks Customers
• Planned Parenthood
• Tax Experts
• Iowans
• The Middle Class
• The Poor
• The Rich
• Moralists
• Current NFL Players
• Former NFL Players
• Beyonc ‘ Fans
• College Graduates
• The Bush Family
• Secular Humanists
• NASCAR Fans
• Pro Golf Fans
• High School Graduates
• HIV/AIDS Activists
• World Travelers
• Educators
• Libertarians
• The Unemployed
• The Employed
• Suburbanites
• Retirees
• Rural Residents
• The Mentally Ill
• Urban Communities
• Blue-Collar Workers
• White-Collar Workers
• John Kasich Supporters
• Conservationists
• People Still Reading This List
• Patriots
• Geniuses
• Average Folks
• Homeowners
• Renters
• Wall Street
• Occupy Wall Street
• Animal Lovers
• People Lovers
• John McCain Supporters
• Literates
• Ambitious Illiterates
• New Yorkers
• Business Owners
• People Who Live Near Sea-Level
• Human Rights Activists
• The Elderly
• Political Junkies
• Political Enthusiasts
• Political Dabblers
• Political First-timers
• Hipsters
• Yuppies
• Nerds
• Jocks
• B-Boys
• Goths
• Others