By: Ryan Haney
1. Authentic 19th Century Barn – West Saugerties, New York
Who said life on the farm had to be hard work? When you stay at this beautifully renovated 19th century barn that sits on 125 private acres in upstate New York, the only thing on your chore list will be getting in a little R&R and giving the barn ‘s owner, Michael, one sweet little kiss right on the lips.
2. Beautiful Exposed Brick Loft – Williamsburg, New York
No matter where you ‘re coming from, you ‘ll feel like a local in this bright and smartly decorated loft right in the heart of one of Brooklyn ‘s hippest neighborhoods. And you can save your money for the dozens of nearby shops and boutiques, because all the owner, Quentin, is looking for is a five second make-out.
3. Private Wooded Cabin – Tobyhanna, Pennsylvania
If you ‘re looking for peace and quiet, look no further. This secluded cabin in Pennsylvania ‘s Poconos Mountains is the perfect spot to get away from it all. You ‘re more likely to run a deer than another human. That is until the owner, Catherine, comes for her open-mouthed smooch, no tongue.
4. Beach Bungalow – Destin, Florida
Calling all beach-bums! This oceanside bungalow is the ideal spot for those who never want to take their toes out of the sand. And the fun doesn ‘t stop when the sun goes down. Throw some logs on the huge, stone fire pit and do a little star gazing while you wait for the owner, Aaron, to come in the dead of night for his neck-pecks.
5. Gorgeous Mid-Century LA Mansion – Hollywood, California
Live the life of a movie star in this Hollywood Hills hideaway. One soak in the master bathroom ‘s clawfoot tub and you ‘ll forget all about all about those pesky paparazzi. But we hope you ‘re not too camera shy! The owner, Melissa, wants to take a Polaroid of you two kissing and she swears it ‘s just for her.
6. Fantastic Flat – London, England
Feel at home when you ‘re across the pond in this cozy London flat. The spacious living room is perfect for entertaining some newly made mates or curling up with a cup of tea on a rainy day. Be make sure to make a pot, because the owner, Sue, is coming over for a “song ‘ and she ‘s bringing a man in a Tony Blair mask to watch.
7. Rock ‘n ‘ Roll Condo – Nashville, Tennessee
Music lovers will dig the groove of this modern condo close to Nashville ‘s lively downtown. Enjoy a cold beer on the shared roof space before you head out for a night of hot tunes. And don ‘t worry about finding the owner, Peter, for his long, wet cheek kiss. He ‘ll find you!
8. Mile High Crash Pad – Denver, Colorado
This Rocky Mountain ranch is a true outdoorsman ‘s dream. There ‘s plenty of hiking, kayaking, and biking to be had, so you ‘re sure to work up a sweat. Good thing too, because the owner, Tina, is coming over and Tina wants a taste.