23 Tweets About Email That We’re Gonna Need You To Read By The End Of The Day

did u know if you email your boss “ssuck my ass” u don't have to go to work anymore

‘ chuuch (@ch000ch) May 25, 2016

If Nigerian scammers were smart every email title would be, “we want to buy your web comic about how hard it is to be an adult.”

‘ Soren Bowie (@Soren_Ltd) June 12, 2016

A work email so passive-aggressive everyone calls in sick tomorrow.

‘ Mike Primavera (@primawesome) June 23, 2016

Me, approving of something in a work email: “Ok perfect!”
Me, disapproving of something in a work email: “Ok, sounds good!”

‘ Sophia Benoit (@1followernodad) July 8, 2016

Putting one person on an email as a “cc” when everyone else is in the regular recipient line is a subtle but devastating power move.

‘ Josh Gondelman (@joshgondelman) July 15, 2016

Be there in a minute just gotta reread this two sentence email 8,454 more times before I send it

‘ AmberTozer (@AmberTozer) May 27, 2016

It's obvious email isn't secure. The only truly private communication is stuff you say towards the end of a very long podcast.

‘ Cat Powerman 5000 ‘ (@TimDuffy) July 27, 2016

Donald Trump is if a spam email came to life

‘ Megan Amram (@meganamram) May 28, 2016

If an email begins with “FWD: FWD: FWD:”, the ideas in it are probably backward backward backward.

‘ Aaron Fullerton (@AaronFullerton) August 4, 2016

Hey, sorry I never responded to your email, I just got busy and I hate you

‘ Bridger Winegar (@bridger_w) May 20, 2016

I hate it when for just a tenth of a second you think an Amber Alert is a new email and get all excited.

‘ Damien Fahey (@DamienFahey) May 17, 2016

Sure my mom birthed & raised me, but I've had to explain how to check her email 95,000 times, so let's just call it even.

‘ R ‘b Fee (@robfee) May 8, 2016

Behind every strong woman is 5 other strong women who proofread her email real quick when they had a second

‘ Gabby Noone (@twelveoclocke) April 25, 2016

Nothing makes me harder than ending an email with the word, “Thoughts?”

‘ Mary Kobayashi (@MaryKoCo) April 21, 2016

LinkedIn is worth 26 billion? I didn't know you could put a monetary value on me deleting connection request emails

‘ josh groban (@joshgroban) June 13, 2016

marking an email as unread is the closest thing we have to rewriting the past

‘ Aparna Nancherla (@aparnapkin) May 21, 2016

got evite to a gym's monthly “MuscleBrunch”.they got my email address when i wrote to say i saw their tree struck by lightning and it rocked

‘ jon hendren (@fart) April 16, 2016

My email address is nevergonnalook@it.com

‘ elizabeth williams (@Elizasoul80) January 10, 2016

The only fun I have in life is spelling my email address, c a s h i e r m u r d e r e r at gmail dot com, when the cashier asks.

‘ A Mancino-Williams (@Manda_like_wine) March 14, 2016

how will i know if im dead, will I get an email or what

‘ skateboarding ‘s ANthony Hawk (@hippieswordfish) May 18, 2016