By: Jason Flowers
Fortunately, none of these tweets had the ‘Undo Send ‘ feature turned on.
did u know if you email your boss “ssuck my ass” u don't have to go to work anymore
‘ chuuch (@ch000ch) May 25, 2016
If Nigerian scammers were smart every email title would be, “we want to buy your web comic about how hard it is to be an adult.”
‘ Soren Bowie (@Soren_Ltd) June 12, 2016
A work email so passive-aggressive everyone calls in sick tomorrow.
‘ Mike Primavera (@primawesome) June 23, 2016
Me, approving of something in a work email: “Ok perfect!”
Me, disapproving of something in a work email: “Ok, sounds good!”
‘ Sophia Benoit (@1followernodad) July 8, 2016
Putting one person on an email as a “cc” when everyone else is in the regular recipient line is a subtle but devastating power move.
‘ Josh Gondelman (@joshgondelman) July 15, 2016
You bet yr goddamn ass Mazda’s quarterly email newsletter is called “Zoom-Zoom Magazine”!!!!! pic.twitter.com/Ev71Idz1Nm
‘ Max Silvestri (@maxsilvestri) August 4, 2016
You know like when you hear a word a million times in a row and you’re not even sure it’s a word anymore? That’s how I feel about “email.”
‘ Dave Itzkoff (@ditzkoff) July 5, 2016
Be there in a minute just gotta reread this two sentence email 8,454 more times before I send it
‘ AmberTozer (@AmberTozer) May 27, 2016
It's obvious email isn't secure. The only truly private communication is stuff you say towards the end of a very long podcast.
‘ Cat Powerman 5000 ‘ (@TimDuffy) July 27, 2016
I know Trump encouraged Espionage against the USA but come on guys it’s not like he used his private email for work stuff.
‘ john trowbridge (@JohnTrowbridge) July 27, 2016
Donald Trump is if a spam email came to life
‘ Megan Amram (@meganamram) May 28, 2016
If an email begins with “FWD: FWD: FWD:”, the ideas in it are probably backward backward backward.
‘ Aaron Fullerton (@AaronFullerton) August 4, 2016
Hey, sorry I never responded to your email, I just got busy and I hate you
‘ Bridger Winegar (@bridger_w) May 20, 2016
I hate it when for just a tenth of a second you think an Amber Alert is a new email and get all excited.
‘ Damien Fahey (@DamienFahey) May 17, 2016
Sure my mom birthed & raised me, but I've had to explain how to check her email 95,000 times, so let's just call it even.
‘ R ‘b Fee (@robfee) May 8, 2016
Behind every strong woman is 5 other strong women who proofread her email real quick when they had a second
‘ Gabby Noone (@twelveoclocke) April 25, 2016
Nothing makes me harder than ending an email with the word, “Thoughts?”
‘ Mary Kobayashi (@MaryKoCo) April 21, 2016
LinkedIn is worth 26 billion? I didn't know you could put a monetary value on me deleting connection request emails
‘ josh groban (@joshgroban) June 13, 2016
marking an email as unread is the closest thing we have to rewriting the past
‘ Aparna Nancherla (@aparnapkin) May 21, 2016
got evite to a gym's monthly “MuscleBrunch”.they got my email address when i wrote to say i saw their tree struck by lightning and it rocked
‘ jon hendren (@fart) April 16, 2016
My email address is email@example.com
‘ elizabeth williams (@Elizasoul80) January 10, 2016
The only fun I have in life is spelling my email address, c a s h i e r m u r d e r e r at gmail dot com, when the cashier asks.
‘ A Mancino-Williams (@Manda_like_wine) March 14, 2016
how will i know if im dead, will I get an email or what
‘ skateboarding ‘s ANthony Hawk (@hippieswordfish) May 18, 2016