17 Thoughts About Donald Trump You’ll Only Understand If You’re High

As part of my job, once a week I like to get really high and just think about something. Specifically, I try to think thoughts that my brain would never allow me to imagine as a normal, sober person. This week ‘s topic: Donald Trump.

Now be warned, some of these thoughts are incredibly pretty far out there and may forever change your opinions on Donald Trump. Also, please don ‘t tell my boss I ‘m high.

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