By: Jason Flowers
It ‘s not everyday someone comes up with maybe the greatest idea ever, but, well, today may be that day. Hear me out, but I have this idea. I think someone should make a show called Keeping Up with the Kardashians ‘ Nipples. I ‘m not really sure what it would be about (other than nipples) (and Kardashians) but something tells me, in THIS day and age, that that ‘s probably enough.
That ‘d be a hot show, right? And no, PERVS, I don ‘t mean it ‘d be hot like ‘Yo, this shit finna make so horny when I watch it on my big-screen boob tube, ‘ I mean, like, I think it would be a big-time ratings success and make lots of money for everyone involved because people always wanna be clicking and watching things that involve both the Kardashians AND nipples.
Of course, I don ‘t really know what type of show it would be. But if you go back, you ‘ll notice I never said I had any idea of what type of show it should be or that I even wanted to make the show, I just said SOMEONE should. But that said, if I thought about it for a second or two, I bet I could come up few pitches for what make a good show called ‘Keepin ‘ Up With The Kardashians ‘ Nipples. ‘
TWO SECONDS LATER
Maybe it ‘s a TMZ-knockoff where a lawyer and his dumb 20-something minions talk about what Jamba Juice restroom they just filmed Kourtney ‘s nipple in, or whatever.
Or no, maybe it ‘s like Real World/Road Rules Challenge meets The Amazing Race where anyone who has ever appeared on the original Kardashian series competes in a bunch of challenges and the losers have to show his/her nipples at the end. Winner gets nothing, of course.
Ooh, or listen to this ‘ maybe ‘ maybe it ‘s just mashing up old clips from Family Feud where Richard Dawson says inappropriate things anytime Kendall tells a reporter she doesn ‘t wear underwear anymore.
(Maybe it ‘s too late to mention, but this show would also definitely cover butt stuff.)
Anyhow, that ‘s really all I have. The ideas aren ‘t great, but you have to admit it ‘s a very good title/general premise for a TV show. Hollywood, if you ‘re listening, give me a ring, hit me up on Twitter, or just go ahead and make it on your own. I ‘ll know I ‘ll be tuned in and DEFINITELY turned on. (Before I was JK-ing.)