By: Pitch

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What WOULD Make You Vote For Donald Trump?

We asked some undecided voters what it would take for them to vote for Trump. Here ‘s what they said.

  • iPhone 7 w/ aux cable input
  • A ‘Make America Really Great Again ‘ hat
  • He keeps Michelle Obama on as First Lady
  • Damning Hillary article from
  • If I had his assurance that he was Sasha Baron Cohen all along
  • Peer pressure from my fellow Klansmen
  • A guarantee that he ‘d vote for me
  • An absurd amount of white privilege
  • If he smiled more 🙂
  • If he put an ‘Eye of Sauron ‘ on every Trump Tower
  • According to Russian hackers, I already did

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