By: best GOAT
Here’s All The Vines Worth Six Seconds Of Your Time This Week #47

Watch as this week ‘s Vines get smacked straight into next week.
By: best GOAT
Watch as this week ‘s Vines get smacked straight into next week.
There’s only one difference between a take and a bust, and that’s how fast you can play your mark. But don’t get restless out there, ’cause one wrong move and you’re in the clink for 6 to 9 for standing by your crew on a job you thought was raw all along. After all, loyalty is for suckers and heroes, and you’re neither. Which is why when Jared’s estranged, yet rich, sister asks him to dog-sit, it’s like hearing that old song again, but twice as loud and half as fast. Only this time the stakes are as high as the payout, ’cause for the first time, it’s the last time. One last pull to make everything right, keep the past behind you, right boys? Well you can’t always outrun the past, Jared, Nick and Tim. But sometimes, you gotta try; just to feel the wind at your back, if only for a moment. After all, life’s a choice, and every choice is a moment and every moment is chance, and every chance is a chance. Also something about dating or something maybe. I dunno, we’re having fun.
On the heels of victory in South Carolina, Newt’s third spouse dishes about their unique arrangement.
Oprah Winfrey finally retired from Television, and although many people are sad and crying, many are also celebrating the fabulous life of this powerful, smart, funny, God of daytime talk shows.
To commemorate Alex Trebek’s 76th birthday, Matt Oberg, Suzi Barrett and Seth Morris play a game of “Jeopardy!,” giving terrible responses in the form of a question. Watch full episodes of @midnight now: http://on.cc.com/17MOT5T
online dating gives you access to so many more people in your area…. you can track them down, find out where they live, look through their trash, turn up at their place of work, you know, just to hang and stuff until security escorts you out.
National Blogcast System Presents: RAVING and RAVING; a critic ‘raves’ about a NYC shop, then ‘raves’ on ecstasy.