12 Ways To Save Money

If you ‘re like us, you ‘re always looking for ways to cut back on spending and save a little dough. Here ‘s a few of our favorite tips for saving money:

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When you get the bill at a restaurant, write a negative amount in for the tip.

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Stop buying vowels!

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You must first save yourself.

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Make your own, shittier, coffee.

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Only spend your decoy money.

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Buy a wallet that looks dumb empty.

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Save money on therapy by taking your problems out on everyone around you.

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Make a swear jar and then pay a child to constantly shout ‘Rats! ‘ into it.

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Hire a woman.

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Steal everyone ‘s lunch at work.

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Instead of going out to dinner, fight with your spouse at home.

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Stop running for president.