By: Pitch

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12 Ways To Save Money

If you ‘re like us, you ‘re always looking for ways to cut back on spending and save a little dough. Here ‘s a few of our favorite tips for saving money:


When you get the bill at a restaurant, write a negative amount in for the tip.


Stop buying vowels!


You must first save yourself.


Make your own, shittier, coffee.


Only spend your decoy money.


Buy a wallet that looks dumb empty.


Save money on therapy by taking your problems out on everyone around you.


Make a swear jar and then pay a child to constantly shout ‘Rats! ‘ into it.


Hire a woman.


Steal everyone ‘s lunch at work.


Instead of going out to dinner, fight with your spouse at home.


Stop running for president.

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