As Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump face off in their first debate tonight at Hofstra University, here are the notecards they ‘ve used to prepare their remarks.
Two dudes check out the finest ass in all the lands!
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Watch as Kim try’s hosting a talk show. We call know how exciting she must be in person. Staring John Paul Green To see more come check out TMI Hollywood Live at Second City Sundays at 7:30 http://www.thejohnpaulgreen.com/ https://twitter.com/JohnPaulGreen http://www.youtube.com/user/kimmymcvicar https://twitter.com/kimmcvicar http://www.secondcity.com/performance… http://www.tmihollywood.com/
Why mess with antidepressants when you can just do Ecstasy?
Don’t let a sad little noodle get ya down!
A big it’s-almost-Thanksgiving shoutout to the person who wrote in to The Tonight Show’s suggestion box asking for this.
