9 Useless Super Powers

With some super powers, you could save the world. These are not those powers.

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Ability To Converse With Dinosaurs

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Can Always Predict Which Horse Will Come Fourth

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Korn-Style Angry Rap-Scatting

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Flight, But Only While In Planes

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Visibility

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Distinguishing Ska From Reggae

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The Ability To Heat Up Bisque Without A Stove Or Microwave

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Has Dignity While Wearing A Fedora

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Glowing Butt

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Illustrations By Dennis Jackson